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After 7 hours of pure Hell between a German hard rock enthusiast and a newborn inspired by the sirens of American Nightmare, the light signals announce the imminent descent of the plane. I take a look through my neighbor's window. I see a family of Columbian seagulls, resting on the wing together, chilling, reminding me of Sunday picnics. The curious sibling decides to take a look into the plane's reactor. Before I can even understand what was about to happen, there he is being sucked in, then shredded by the reactor that immediately catches fire. Unfortunately for us, the entire plane catches fire. Complete chaos in less than a few minutes. The meal trays start flying, to the great joy of the fat lady who is stuffing her face with all the madeleines the company has in stock. People are going crazy, windows are breaking, even the pilots has fainted... Long story short, we were going to fucking die, no doubts. In an urge of selfishness and will to survive, I remember seeing what appeared to be a parachute in the plane's toilet. I throw my packet of madeleines to clear the way, run to the toilet, pull out the bag and, without even having time to check, I am caught out of the plane by a rush of air.

  • 100% cotton
  • 210gsm
  • Screen printing front and back
  • Secret label
  • Wide cut, if hesitating between two size, take below 

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